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Sirius Black doesn't like sharing with Fabian. ([info]siriuslypadfoot) wrote,
@ 2008-04-01 20:46:00

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Light sabers and odd females. (or, can we please be at Hogwarts already?)
Women are strange. It's true. I mean, Alice darling, you'll back me up on this, right? You're about as strange as they come.

In other news- everyone, Muggleborns and Purebloods alike- should go to the cinema and see Star Wars. It is fantastic. And gave me lots of ideas for new pranks. Prongs, remind me to get back to you on that.

Private to the Marauders:
We should totally prank Snivellus at the feast. Okay, well, we should prank someone. Doesn't have to be Snivellus, he's just the first one that came to mind. Frank. We'll prank Frank. Ooh, that rhymes.

Let me know.

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[info]evans_almighty
2008-04-01 10:31 pm UTC (link)
Alice is strange. Celia is strange. Mary is a bed fiend, so I guess that makes her strange. I am not strange. Your generalisation fails, Black.

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[info]siriuslypadfoot
2008-04-01 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Oh, Copper. Must I expound upon the ways in which you are oh-so-strange?

MacDonald is a bed fiend? What does that mean?

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[info]evans_almighty
2008-04-01 10:56 pm UTC (link)
Yes, you must. And if you're too lazy, I win.

She's whoring my bed. But she's promised cuddles tonight to abate the pissy mood that comes with realising I have to share quarters with your Bespectacled Best Friend.

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[info]quite__contrary
2008-04-02 03:46 am UTC (link)
Easy Wenchy Wench.

Your bed is quite happy to be whored by me. Shite. Is this Sirius's Black's entry?

It is ten o'clock. Where are my cuddles? I am bereft.

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Private to Mary
[info]evans_almighty
2008-04-02 09:17 am UTC (link)
Yes. Is there a problem with this being his entry?

I am coming!

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LILY + MARY
[info]capricature
2008-04-02 09:37 am UTC (link)
WHAT? I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU LILY (IN MY BED) and MARY KEEPS UNDRESSING ME WITH HER EYES -- honestly

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[info]quite__contrary
2008-04-02 03:51 am UTC (link)
Well. When there are a man and a woman that love each other very much.

No. Wait. That might be too complex.

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[info]siriuslypadfoot
2008-04-02 12:20 pm UTC (link)
No no. By all means, MacDonald, keep going.

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[info]quite__contrary
2008-04-02 12:24 pm UTC (link)
No. Hate to spoil your sparkling innocence.

Why do you do this to me? Why?

Private to Black.

You know I can actually feel you leering, don't you?

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[info]siriuslypadfoot
2008-04-02 12:25 pm UTC (link)
What sparkling innocence?

Private to MacDonald

You can? Really? That's interesting...how about now?

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[info]quite__contrary
2008-04-02 12:27 pm UTC (link)
No. Not now. That feels more like pathetic puppy dog eyes.

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Re: Private to Sirius
[info]siriuslypadfoot
2008-04-03 01:11 pm UTC (link)
Pathetic? I like to think of them as seductive.

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Private to Sirius
[info]quite__contrary
2008-04-03 05:48 pm UTC (link)
Yes. You would.

Miss me that much already? We just parted.

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Re: Private to Sirius
[info]siriuslypadfoot
2008-04-03 05:51 pm UTC (link)
Well, naturally. You see, MacDonald, for some strange reason, I seem to like having you around. A lot.

And my seductive eyes are quite sexy, thank you.

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Re: Private to Sirius
[info]quite__contrary
2008-04-03 06:36 pm UTC (link)
It's not so strange. I can be quite charming. I gave you sweets.

If you miss me so much you should sit next to me in Runes. We can amuse ourselves throwing things at poking fun at Snape.

Yes they are. Well how could I know that? Have you ever directed them at me?

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Re: Private to Sirius
[info]siriuslypadfoot
2008-04-03 10:27 pm UTC (link)
You did give me sweets. It raised you in my esteem.

Ooh, this is a grand idea. Why have you never offered before, MacDonald? I'm deeply wounded.

And I'm directing them at you right now. You just can't see it.

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Re: Private to Sirius
[info]quite__contrary
2008-04-03 10:32 pm UTC (link)
I figured.

You never asked before. I am deeply wounded.

So that explains the strange feeling I'm being watched.

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[info]auriga
2008-04-02 02:08 am UTC (link)
If women are strange, it's only because men are stranger. Met Benjy? Chatted to your friends? Looked in the mirror?

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[info]siriuslypadfoot
2008-04-02 03:10 am UTC (link)
Men are strange, yes. I cannot disagree with that.

However, you women attain new levels of strangeness.

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[info]auriga
2008-04-02 09:22 am UTC (link)
Black, you can't make a statement like that and not back it up somehow with at least a shred of evidence.

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[info]siriuslypadfoot
2008-04-03 01:13 pm UTC (link)
Well, all right, Sinistra. Perhaps you're not strange right now, but tell me the next time some bloke pisses you off you're not going to go off and act like a typical female about it.

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[info]auriga
2008-04-04 12:20 am UTC (link)
And what about men? They either get depressed and moody and talk to no-one, or stoic and pretend that nothing is wrong.

At least women express emotions and then are able to talk about them. Okay, so maybe stomping on someone's foot when I'm ticked is a little excessive...

Private to Black
And now the question is: Who did you piss off?

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[info]siriuslypadfoot
2008-04-04 05:11 pm UTC (link)
Depressed and moody? Are you implying something about me, Sinistra?

Women do not express emotions. They merely imply that you've done something wrong and then refuse to tell you what it is.

Private to Sinistra
That's none of your business, love. No more questions.

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[info]capricature
2008-04-02 02:42 am UTC (link)
Ignoring what COPPER said, I don't think I'm strange. I don't think Benjy is strange. Mary and Alice are insane though. Does cuddling with Lily count as strange?

Star Wars! Oh I saw that movie this summer because I developed insomnia from fear I've decided I need a black mask and learn how to control my breathing so I can say "BLACK, I AM YOUR SISTER"

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[info]siriuslypadfoot
2008-04-02 03:11 am UTC (link)
Wasn't that the best movie ever?

And by the way, Browning- yes. You are strange. Embrace it.

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[info]capricature
2008-04-02 03:20 am UTC (link)
It was! Hell I spent the summer trying to fly on my broom like that,

Well I said I don't think I'm weird! I think mad is much better, Black. Oh and this year, prank me and I will lock you in a closet again.

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[info]evans_almighty
2008-04-04 12:23 am UTC (link)
Hans Solo? Mine.

You can't lock him in a closet. He might suffocate and we'd be down one prankster.

Actually, never mind, carry on.

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[info]alice_a_wonder
2008-04-02 03:05 am UTC (link)
I am, aren't I? That's why you love me so terribly, Siri love.

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[info]siriuslypadfoot
2008-04-02 03:12 am UTC (link)
I do, rather. You're quite endearing when you're at your oddest.

And then there are those times I want to strangle you.

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[info]alice_a_wonder
2008-04-02 03:27 am UTC (link)
Even when you want to strangle me I'm endearing and you love me. It's the great conundrum of being Alice Alderton. How does she do it?

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[info]siriuslypadfoot
2008-04-02 12:23 pm UTC (link)
I've no idea.

But really, you're lucky I do, you know. Otherwise I wouldn't have kept you around after I broke up with you.

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[info]alice_a_wonder
2008-04-02 12:46 pm UTC (link)
Oh Siri, Siri, Siri. We both know that I was the one who did the breaking up in that equation. But I understand your need to shield your wounded heart by lying about it.

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[info]misterprongs
2008-04-02 04:12 am UTC (link)
Star Wars? This isn't an attempt to make Astronomy interesting, is it?

Private to Marauders

You're trying to win me the record for fastest loss of Head Boy badge, aren't you? (Has anyone ever lost it?) Hooray, I'll be the first and only.

But no. Let's give it some time to lull people into a false sense of security.

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[info]siriuslypadfoot
2008-04-02 12:22 pm UTC (link)
It's a movie. A film. It's a Muggle thing, I'll explain more over Christmas hols, Prongs.

Private to Marauders

You're not worried about losing your Head Boy badge, or lulling people into a false sense of security.

You just want to postpone actually pissing off Evans as long as possible. Don't you?

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[info]misterprongs
2008-04-02 12:36 pm UTC (link)
And films can't teach astronomy? Tch.

Private to Marauders

I would like that, yes. Honestly in my ideal world I wouldn't piss her off at all. Don't you say an effing word, Padfoot.

But you're wrong, anyway. Cos I've already pissed her off.

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[info]mooning_about
2008-04-02 06:04 pm UTC (link)
Private to Mauraders

Tell me more about this ideal world James, I'm all ears.

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